Bonk

When something is so terrible it's like being smashed in the face egregiously.

Did you hear the new P Diddler album? That fool is hella bonk

by Philly Brixton January 7, 2024

Bonking

Making oneself enraged targeted at the aggressor personally.

Furious mad

Man you’re really bonking me off!

by Epic Publishing June 14, 2020

BONK

To hit something, often on the head.

*BONK*
Owwwwwwwww

by anonymous March 12, 2022

Bonk

When you use the largest blunt object possible. Oversized swords are not bonk. Comically large hammers and clubs? THAT'S BONK. In Elden Ring, Bonk players use something like a club or giant club. Anyone can use magic or a sword, but not everyone can embrace the bonk.

I unga, Therefore I bunga. Must Use Bonk!

by Arkieboy May 27, 2025

T-Bonking

the act of texting, perhaps in a sexual manner

"Hey Jake, who are you T-Bonking?"

"I really want to get her number so we can T-Bonk later"

by rachu1234 December 19, 2008

bonk

sexual intercourse, used in place of fucking, a sextape/porn, or fuck buddy.

i want to bonk you so hard.
oh him? he's my bonkbro.
we made a bonktape last night.

by snuffybun January 31, 2020

Bottle Bonking

The act of filling a plastic bottle with semen and squashing it all over your partner like a turkey baster.

Alternatively can be the act of inserting the bottle into a partner's orifice of choice and squeezing it, again, like a turkey baster.

My partner and I tried bottle bonking last night. It took three showers and a bath to clean the jizz off me.

by FuckTheFearTurkey April 30, 2025