bonk bros

the plural definition of bonk including two bros fucking each other. in the act of bonking, bros will usually moan the lyrics to everytime we touch by cascada, into the ear of their bro.

“hey do you know miguel?”
“oh yeah, we’re bonk bros! we bonked last night and made a bonk tape named stuart little!”

by paeu January 31, 2020

Nipple Bonking

Nipple bonking is what happens during sex if people's nipples touch, rub, or generally bonk into each other.

"I loved that my transbian partner and I are often nipple bonking during sex!"

by Finslayyy February 14, 2024

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Bonk Mission

When someone ask you to go get something that’s no longer there or don’t even exsist

Wow i didn’t expect Lola to send me on a bonk mission

by Dorlock October 16, 2020

Bonk Choy

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that punches zombies at close-range combat, but deals a lot of damage but has some weaknesses.

"Bonk Choy + a defensive plant like Wall-nut can pretty much handle a Buckethead Zombie before the Wall-nut gets destroyed."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

bonk

its not that gas

i aint smokin no bonk

by anonymous April 22, 2022

Get Bonked

A phrase that is said when somebody is hit on the head.

Person 1*Gets punches in the head
Person 2* Who hit them “Get Bonked!”

by NobakePancake September 6, 2020