Vampire Bitch

A female that is used for a booty call only at night that is usually less than the male's normal personal standard of physical attractiveness.

The reason she is a vampire bitch is because she is unattractive to the point that the male only wants to see her late at night with limited light and not himself be seen with her in public.

So ladies, if you only go over to a guy's house at midnight or later and he has no lights on and he has to lead you around the coffee table and such and you have to be gone for whatever reason before sunrise then you qualify as a vampire bitch.

Jim: What did you do last night?

Glenn: Nothing

Jim: Then why did I see a Honda Accord in your driveway last night?

Glenn: I don't know what your talking about.

Jim: Of coarse you do. That red Honda Accord that was gone when I got up this morning.

Glenn: Oh that. That was just my vampire bitch!

by Charlie T. March 31, 2013

Undercover-bitch

When someone acts like butter couldn't melt, but secretly they're a total bitch

Person 1: Hey did you see Madonna fall?
person 2: Yeah, but she's such an undercover-bitch, it was totally karma

by Joe D + Imie T February 28, 2015

war bitch

Female gang member that doesn't run (belong) to any one guy. Generally only to used fight. Fights other girls, (both girls from other gangs, and non-gang girls) for the status of belonging. Generally not sexually active with anyone. Exists to Fight not Fu#%. Fights for the gang to be accepted and for drugs, money, food, place to sleep, etc.

Shawna ain't wif me. She just be my 'War Bitch'.

by Sky Rat September 21, 2016

Sociopath bitch

The type of bitch that would kill her own family.

Susan Anthony drowned all four of her own kids in a lake. People speculate as to whether Prozac caused it or whether she was born that way, but they were in agreement that she was a sociopath bitch.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2017

Crimson Bitch

When a female receives her period it's called her Crimson Bitch.

Jen just got her Crimson Bitch.

by Babydoll75 February 23, 2019

the bitch in question

originating on twitter, it is a phrase used to point out that a woman is obviously gay

straight person: omg i bet she’s gay i have such a good gaydar

the bitch in question: *kristen stewart* *cara delevingne* ect

by jmlt15 April 7, 2020

Stretch A Bitch

1. Stretch a bitch - Verb. To stretch a woman to her breaking point or until she becomes hostile and unpleasant to be around.
2. Verb. Used by professionals in the field of plastic surgery to refer to face-lift or botox procedures.
3. Verb. Used as a meaningless response to someone explaining their problems when the other person was not listening or does not care

1.
John - Man, did you see Nikki last night?
Mr. Fred - Yeah, Phil sure stretched a bitch when he said she looked fat.

2.
Dr. Cho - What do you have this afternoon?
Dr. Milo - Just stretching a bitch, then I'm going to hit the club.
Dr. Cho - Hah, good man.

3.
Nancy McBoy - I don't know what to do man, what if she doesn't like me?
Tom - I donno man... Stretch a bitch?
Nancy McBoy - Pardon?
Tom - Oh, nothing Nancy, nothing.

by Urixo February 1, 2010