can of biscuits

When a girl looks good. until you break the seal on her clothes and the fat comes out like a can of biscuit dough.

that girl is thick! but you know she is a can on biscuits. ex. 2 that girl looked great! until she started to undress and it was like a can of biscuits.

by cookie137 August 14, 2011

Pissed the biscuit

Fucked shit up. "Screwed the pooch." Epically failed.

I dropped my ecig and it busted into pieces. I really pissed the biscuit.

by Katie Foreal February 19, 2017

rape biscuit

Confectionaries that are handed out mid-rape by a person or persons who are engaging in non-mutual sexual intercourse.

Oi. Stop moving or you won't get a rape biscuit.

by bananashark May 29, 2010

eat the biscuit

when a guy and his friends do a circle jerk, they cum onto a biscuit. the last guy to cum has to eat the biscuit.

oh snap! kendrick has to eat the biscuit again! he must like it.

by lizzie1 October 13, 2008

lil biscuit

A person with high levels of cuteness. A person that you would want to hug a lot.

Come on over here lil biscuit so we can get cozy.

by nighthiker82 February 16, 2010

Taco Biscuit

Just like it sounds. A girl with a huge Pink Taco (Vagina) that looks like a can of biscuits exploded in the sun in 100 degree heat and it's Extremely large, fluffy, doughy, and sticky.

Randy took off Shaniquea's skirt and screamed "damn girl I can't eat that huge Taco Biscuit" and ran out the door scared. Never again will he be able to look at another Vagina the same way.

by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011

vaginal biscuit

Overly swollen vaginal lips up to but not limited too taint and pubic area. In rare cases infection can be caused by over-sized folds not being cleaned/swabbed regularly.

B. Implants which can be purchased to enlarge vaginal lips (fat ass pussies)
C. Vaginal biscuits epidemic sweeping the nation like a big broom

hey girl you got A fat pussy, gimme the vaginal biscuits

by biscuitsbmj November 16, 2013