Bable

(Adj. Adv.) The intentional, principled killing of another person's baby, to:

1. inflict maximal pain on another for transgressions against your person;

2. For the enaction of revenge against another person, for whatever reason; or

3. Receive payment, bounty, recompense or approval.

Wow Lydia, that guy looks like he has just babled someone..I wonder if he got paid?

You got any bable contracts John? This heroin is getting expensive and my woman is not selling herself for this hit.

by Arvigil February 17, 2020

Bible Signalling

Using the Bible as a prop to make yourself look like a virtuous Christian when you're someone who uses the religion for hatred or doesn't really give a fuck about any of it.

1. My father is a Bible signalling asshole. He carries the book around but is always telling everyone how much he will enjoy seeing them burn in Hell.

2. Trump had a crowd of protesters teargassed so he could Bible signal at a damaged church.

by Flibbleflurf June 8, 2020

bible verse

2 Corinthians 4:16-18

So we do not lose heart. Though our outer self is wasting away, our inner self is being renewed day by day. For this light momentary affliction is preparing for us an eternal weight of glory beyond all comparison, as we look not to the things that are seen but to the things that are unseen.

Bible verse

by Yourmothersaidgotobed December 8, 2021

Bible of tikkyism

The bible of tikkyism is a set of rules founded by saviour hs and prophets Ed and bonnie it is set into 16 different rules that should be followed to become a game dropper

Rule no.1 in the bible of tikkyism no sucky no tikkytokky

by Hs tikky tokky July 5, 2022

The BibleBird

HOW TO FLIP THE BIBLEBIRD:
1. One flips the BibleBird (similar to flipping the bird or The Bird) at someone by extending their index finger in an extended horizontal position, pointing at their intended victim while uttering the phrase, "I'll pray fer yew!"

2. ONLINE -- When losing an argument or feeling in danger of losing an argument online, declare your opponent as being overly angry and then type, "I'll pray fer yew!" and immediately post.

MEANING = Derogatory and Offensive Gesture:
The flipper of the BibleBird has just passed judgement upon their victim and has declared that victim to be either eternally damned to Hell, or in grave danger of being eternally damned to Hell (as defined by the flipper's perception of their own purported Christian religion).

"I don't like the way you argue and think you are wrong. I'LL PRAY FER YEW!" (you have been flipped the BibleBird)

"I think your ideas are full of manure/crap/shit/etc. I'LL PRAY FER YEW!" (you have been flipped the BibleBird)

"You must be one of them Liberals. I'LL PRAY FER YEW!" (you have been flipped the BibleBird)

"What do you mean you're an agnostic? I'LL PRAY FER YEW!" (you have been flipped the BibleBird)

by Bigot Bagger January 4, 2012

Pregnancy Bible

Pregnancy Bible
(idiom)
The act of mysteriously getting pregnant while in a c#urc# or a convent.

Pregnancy bibling is a common problem for nuns who are then asked to shut up or die mysteriously.

The mother of the little boy was aghast to know that he was witness to a pregnancy bible incident at the bishop's residence.

by Deep River July 16, 2021

swoly bible

The greatest novel of Swoly Nation where only the worthiest of Bodybuilders who go to The Iron Church to exercise may be able to feast their eyes upon it. It contains forbidden techniques and tips that allow one to surpass the amount of strength and muscle capable of being achieved by even the heaviest of steroid users and meatheads.

Nolan: Dude have you Seen Ryan lately. He literally doubled his bodyweight with pure muscle in just a week.
Caleb: I know man that's insane. Somehow he must have gotten ahold of the Swoly Bible.

by Falco3688 February 23, 2019