one of t he greatest bitches of all time
she can do your background check and your taxes at the same time
she is fun to play with
one of the greatest bitches of all time
she can do your background check and your taxes at the same time
she is fun to play with
one of the greatest bitches of all time
by HarrySwatter69 December 31, 2021
Get the Beth Ann Drakemug. One of a kind. A Beth is a rare and unique kind of woman. Beth’s have an innate ability to blend “the girl next door” with “the sex goddess in bed”. Beth’s are as steady and sweet as they are sexy and sensuous. If you want your mind and body to be blown, seek out the attention of a Beth.
Their adorable ways/amorous lays aside, Beth’s have a wicked sense of humor that borders on inappropriate; however, even in an office setting, Beth’s get away with their cutting observations and sarcastic musings. Simply because they are so damn lovable.
Though delightful inside and out, Beth’s are inordinately kind , humble, and selfless. They will go out of their way to speak out against small and big injustices, and standup for what they believe in. A loyal and fierce friend, Beth’s are known to be fearless in their protection of those they love most.
Beth’s are honest. To a fault. And will speak their mind regardless of the consequences. Beth’s are crazy smart, but lead with self-deprecating banter to detract from their intelligence.
Common Trait: Beth’s are dog owners. They treat their four-legged companions like family and do not trust people who are leery or weary of dogs. Woof!
If you’re not a Beth…more’s the pity. But we can’t all be epic.
Their adorable ways/amorous lays aside, Beth’s have a wicked sense of humor that borders on inappropriate; however, even in an office setting, Beth’s get away with their cutting observations and sarcastic musings. Simply because they are so damn lovable.
Though delightful inside and out, Beth’s are inordinately kind , humble, and selfless. They will go out of their way to speak out against small and big injustices, and standup for what they believe in. A loyal and fierce friend, Beth’s are known to be fearless in their protection of those they love most.
Beth’s are honest. To a fault. And will speak their mind regardless of the consequences. Beth’s are crazy smart, but lead with self-deprecating banter to detract from their intelligence.
Common Trait: Beth’s are dog owners. They treat their four-legged companions like family and do not trust people who are leery or weary of dogs. Woof!
If you’re not a Beth…more’s the pity. But we can’t all be epic.
I want to be best friends with Beth AND take her to bed. Is that too much to ask?
Can you want to marry a girl and fantasize about her as if she were a porn star? Yes. She’s obviously a Beth.
Can you want to marry a girl and fantasize about her as if she were a porn star? Yes. She’s obviously a Beth.
by Mountain Lover November 23, 2021
Get the Bethmug. a beautiful girl who is really kind and funny but also great to be in a relationship with. she has a great smile and is athletic. if you ever date a Laura Beth then you're in luck.
by coolkid99292910 November 24, 2021
Get the Laura Bethmug. "Hi, my name is Chrystal Beth." " Yeah right, your a snitch. Couldn't you have chosen a better cover name? "
by 1unluckygirl35 March 20, 2019
Get the Chrystal Bethmug. 
When you take a dump and the lingering odor is malodorous and smells so bad you have to open doors and air out the room this is known as a Beth Cornelius. A bad smelling bowel movement that strongly lingers is a Beth Cornelius.
by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz February 5, 2025
Get the Beth Corneliusmug. Proper blonde, crazy and cute. Can be an idiot when drunk as tends to enjoy dancing on the tables when having a girls night out. Loves the average pub brawling guy no matter how princess looking she is. Caring but at the same time vicious to the enemy. If you have a Beth in your life let's just say it won't be boring.
by MindOfEarth November 23, 2021
Get the Bethmug.