besidju

pronounced "beside you" (not to be confused with besidjew)
a song by joji and shoomnana
a name often used by big dick thugs on the internet

"i am besidju"
"i love my 'sidjus"

by shantavious smith #BLM August 22, 2023

to beisteuer

The art of staying hidden in a group and only contributing as much as is necessary to not be blamed by the organizers to not do anything at all.
From the German word "beisteuern".

It was easy for Louis to beisteuer to the discussion by asking if he may go to the bathroom.

by gottdeslobes November 5, 2019

mendel bension

A non binary Jesus duck that has a big dick and will steal your woman

Oh no it's a mendel bension he's gonna steal all the woman run

by The lord Jesus November 21, 2021

Eine tote Kuh besitzen

tote Kuh, die: Männliche Genitalien, welche durch ihre außergewöhnliche Größe, Form, Farbe und Haptik an ein totes weibliches Mitglied der Spezies Bos taurus erinnern.

Nicht für den Verzehr geeignet. Kann Spuren von Nüssen enthalten.

K: "Du hast aber eine große tote Kuh!"
A: "Danke das du bemerkt hast das ich eine tote Kuh besitzen tue"

by indietyp March 28, 2019

Durham’s bedside table

There is a cum rag and lotion there

Durham’s bedside table has his cum rag

by John Garthy October 30, 2020

Beis

Cool guy who can play with a girls heart. If you are called Beis, everyone appreciates you. Although your enemy will be named Ryan, he does not like you. Plus you are very Rich.

Wow I wish I was Beis! He is the coolest dude!

by The pepe January 28, 2017

Bessie Smith

American blues singer (1894-1937), also known as "The Empress of the Blues." One of the greatest vocalists of ALL TIME.

That's Bessie Smith singing "Ain't Nobody's Bizness If I Do." She could really sing the roof off of a house!

by bizzlereezy May 27, 2011