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brotha bernardio

When one male subject becomes increasingly affectionate of his friends around him. This disease is caused by fear of loneliness and "daddy problems". Symptoms include prolonged bro hugs, trying to get his friends extremely intoxicated (to take advantage of), frequently asks to stay over, and awkwardly stares deep in other males eyes. Disease can result in bromantic situations. Patients normally dream of brodeos.
You could tell he was infected with brotha bernardio because he always lost his keys on purpose so he could stay over at our place
by Morris G. March 4, 2008
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saint bernard

when you cummmmm in a girls mouth and you punch her in the jaw, breaking it, thus she drools like a saint bernard (or a bulldog, you get da picture).
Damn I punched that minger in the face after she bit my dick and she was so high and drunk she just sat there retarded and drooled like a saint bernard. Aight minga?
by Madame Minga January 8, 2010
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Bernardo

The ugliest person you will ever meet, normally a way of offending someone. A Bernardo doesn't care about anything and has no discernable skills. Can be a synonym for retarded. (Retardo Bernardo)
Person 1: "Did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "I could feel his stupidity, he was totally a Bernardo"
by CoolerThanYou5438 November 10, 2018
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Bernardra

Bernardra(Bur•nard•ra)-Real; Raw; Highest level of dopeness; Most loyal; Caring; Loveable
There aren't many Bernardras in the world; that explains the constant chaos.
by BJDuhh December 21, 2016
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Bernard

Bernard is fucking sexy, like, seriously. He is a so called bang machine (synonim: a bernard). Bernard is very spititual and trustworthy person.

A bernard is smoother than butter and great at breakdancing probably too shy to admit it to his friends.

Bernards are often believed to to be buttlers, although 99% of the bernards are, the one percent that isnt is probably either a dog or a super saiyan.

Bernards listen to exitic music often from the far east, africa and latin america, often fluent in spanish and english.

Bernards are good dancers. Cause their smooth as butter.

They like to rap to their friends when their hanging out and playing games

A bernards perfect day is playing pokemon and watching dragonball z, favourite character is probably mr popo.

Bernards are kinda cool
Person 1: that dude is such a choch!

Person 2: no his name is bernard!

Person 1: do you think i can get him to be my butler...

Person 1: or fuck me?
by Serbian_nose_2k17 April 21, 2017
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Bernardas

My name is Bernardas
by BBurb.a January 24, 2018
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Bernardiing

Bernadiing is the phenomenon of catostrophising progressive issues so that discussion always leads to taboo sexual topics involving farm animals.
An Australian term that was coined in honour of conservative senator Cory Bernardi.
You must stop Bernardiing for the sake of your pet dog!
by Paperjar February 10, 2018
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