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Jack-and-the-beanstalked

The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.

This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.
"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."
by DuValicious April 21, 2013
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Meanie Bo Beanie

A girl who is the true meanie bo beanie. One who claims dat you are a meanie bo beanie but thats simply not possible. One who Claims that you wouldn't know a meanie bo beanie even if its explained. This is incorrect because in reality, SHE is the meanie bo beanie. And thats on god .

VERY often associated with the name Cecy.
Dat mole sure is a meanie bo beanie !

Did you see that girl earlier? She was hella meanie bo beanie !
by ImNotDaMeanieBoBeanie March 7, 2021
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Loose Gray Beanie

The act of shifting in plastic wrap and freezing the turd. As the frozen the turd is reinserted into the partners rectum. cold temperature creates a gray frost around the anal opening making it look like a loose gray beanie. .
Ever try a loose gray beanie?
by FrostyTuba February 20, 2023
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beaning

A slang term for the euphoric effects of ecstacy tablets.
Geez! Im well mashed, Im beaning my tits off!!
by dangerous donnivan April 8, 2008
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beantown

Another name for a barrio. A neighborhood with a large cluster of Hispanic immigrants. Where Beaners live and shop. Where you go to find cheap day labor, eat fish tacos, and buy weed.
I have to finish this deck by this afternoon and I only have $80 and need 10 guys to do the job. I better head down to Beantown.
by poontang September 27, 2006
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Beanie Juice

The ejaculated fluids from the female sexual organ or genitalia.
I got beanie juice running down my chin.
by Rob Parsons November 5, 2006
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benito dildo

A very hairy guy who likes to live the urban lifestyle and chase cougars. He is regarded by most women as a sex toy.
Dude, your mom is sleeping with a benito dildo!

Since my divorce, I've been mainly looking to have fun. That's why I hang out with this guy I met, he's such a benito dildo
by Sheriff245 March 5, 2010
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