bed banana

A millennial who does nothing but lie in bed all day on their phone or laptop watching Netflix/YouTube, playing video games, or browsing social media. Analogous to previous generations' "couch potato."

Ahmed, has been in bed watching Netflix all day; Ahmed, stop being such a bed banana.

by modanq December 3, 2018

Hannah Banana Day

This day is dedicated to celebrate Hannah (Hannah Banana). Hannah was the sweetest and purest dog to ever walk the earth. She loved everyone and everything in the whole world. She was far too precious for us all.

"Dude, it's May Fifth. You know what that means?" Jaela asked. "It's Hannah Banana Day!"

by bananaboye October 18, 2019

scary banana

those weird images you find of bananas with carved out faces or a sad weird man dressed up as a banana

person 1: do your god damn work!
person 2: no!
person 1:*shows a scary banana*
person 2: *does work*

by monsterfirechicken November 30, 2020

hot banana milk

Usually defined as overly warm or even hot semen. Often accompanied by intense orgasms. It is also a phrase used to describe warm vaginal discharge by elderly women.

dude i banged cortney last night and her face got covered in hot banana milk.

by An anonymous Phantom January 13, 2021

Bananabalism

(n) The act of banana or banana-like person who consumes other bananas

Everyday I look like a banana i eat other fellow bananas and practice bananabalism

by Super Stoner Kitty March 8, 2009

banana burka

a condom

That chick gets around. You should wear a banana burka if you don't want to catch anything.

by Chip Z'hoyy January 1, 2012

banana

An annoying onision fan that watches all his videos and slowly begins to peel off his skin and revert to self cannibalism

guy 1- are you a banana
guy 2- of fucking course not who do you think i am

by hannah adams February 13, 2017