Battering the fish

The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.

Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.

by Mr Blev February 12, 2021

Butt Batter

Standard Issue Anal Lube

"Y'know, this can't happen without some Butt Batter."

by meesterrain May 11, 2015

Mini-Batter

Somebody who has a penis shorter than 4 inches, they often occur in lower middle class suburban kids stereotypically.

Dane Derouin is a mini-batter because his dick is only 2 inches long.

by 9289515257 October 23, 2011

waffle batter

Another word for penis.

Andy sniffed Ernie's waffle batter all night long, until sperm came out of ernie's waffle batter

by milzy April 26, 2006

Build Back Batter

The act of withdrawing the penis during doggy-style sex at orgasm, and pointing the head of the cock above the buttocks and building a puddle of ejaculate (baby batter) on the small of the partner’s back.

After a few minutes of my stimulus package from behind, Alexandria hysterically lobbied me to pull out and Build Back Batter (BBB) on her tramp stamp.

by Panama Pucker December 22, 2021

cake batter

for something that was just out of this world, amazing

ex: "Dude that top is better than cake batter."

by MaryWash November 29, 2011

Battered little spadge

A guy with a small penis who gets verbally abused by a woman

I gave him a good bollocking on the phone today and said to my sister.i dont mean to brag but i battered little spadge

by little sparrow May 16, 2017