batin' shorts

Shorts one wears that hides all evidence of masturbation.

Mom: I see you've been batin' boy.
Kid: Mom! not in company.

Mom: Don't worry, you're wearing batin' shorts.

Kid: oh yea! thanks mom. I love you.

They kiss

by sumthinmonthofmay May 11, 2009

baton de douche

a lytchett matravers term for when you have a shit followed straightaway by a shower. the baton being the shit and the douche being the shower.

when we were in spain ellz had a baton de douche every day

by will March 1, 2004

meat baton

A lenth of meat (often pork) which is cooked and inserted into a bun.

Usually contains high levels of greese. Often served with splatterings of a varying range of fluids and vegetable pieces.

Can I have a large meat baton with cheese and thora flakes please?

by Jambodia The Nude April 26, 2003

Bational Outrage

When a teacher is fired yet everyone besides the one doing the firing knows that said teacher does not deserve to be fired

Holly being fired sparked bational outrage!

by Vasserhaus March 17, 2017

Balion

A person of loose moral value when intoxicated... Resulting in obscene public promiscuity

Someone who is a sexual predator and is shameless with it...

Guy A- "Dude did you see that girl sucking that other girls titties on the dancefloor???"

Guy B- "Yeh man, she's a Balion!!!"

Guy A- "TOTAL Balion!"

by Benjamin Skankin August 24, 2011

Batoing

Babbling on about what so funny about a joke well after the joke has been told and every one stops laughing

You see the joke is funny because...

Hey stop batoing the joke!

by Giboo April 10, 2012

Batin' Station

Secret spot where you go in your house to masturbate. Sometimes adorned with mags, lotion, and tissues.

Brb man, I'm going to use the batin' station.

by ClancyJones May 28, 2013