your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.

Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?

by sn0wba11 December 30, 2009

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Basement Spartan

1: To be wrapped up in a blanket with two of the corners pinned together so as to create a cloak for the purpose of warmth.

2: The poor man's Snuggie.

"My heater went out so I went Basement Spartan to keep warm."

by Sailor Phantom February 22, 2010

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Wet basement

A moldy stinky wet gapping snatch hole

Damn that fuckin sloppy hooker had the meanest wet basement I ever seen.

by Ricky Kasso May 5, 2009

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the Lesbian living in my basement

A lesbian that was caught on the way out of the closet that now lives in your basement eating milk and crackers and claims most of you time.

a)so what are we going to do tomorrow?
b)sorry we'll have to plan later the lesbian living in my basement ecscaped and wants me to play risk with her
a)can't you say no or later?
b) umm... she rocking on the back of my chair yelling so not really...

by Lucii Dalia March 16, 2009

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