Banter Bum

When you bum your friend purely for the banter of doing so. Sexual tendancies become irrelevant

"Mate, if you do that again, I will banter bum you so hard..."

"Did you hear what happened to Simon the other night?"
"No?"
"He got banter bummed by his cousin"

by LT101 April 16, 2012

Bantelope

A man/woman who has banter with at least 3 other members of a group creating a watering-hole of banter. Other people can join the group and offer banter and become Bantelopes.

'Come join the watering hole and become a Bantelope!'

or

'Fucking hell, here he comes! Another Bantelope for the watering-hole!'

by Dr Ram September 19, 2014

Banter Fuck

The act of committing sexual acts with an individual who you have grudges or grievances with, all for the sake of quality banter.

J - I fucked Abb the over day!
W - Really?! we thought you hated her?
J - Yeah I do, It was a banter fuck. Quality banter!

by GogglePops January 29, 2015

banter scale

The banter scale is a scale to determine the on going banter.
You have your friendly banter, then your regular banter, then your great banter and eventually harsh banter.

"So I rarely refer to the banter scale, but yesterday's banter was off the charts."

by Potato_killer July 26, 2016

Banstead

A town in the borough of Reigate and Banstead in north Surrey, England that’s filled with old people that shout at you for breathing and pricks on their bikes who attack said old people.

person 1: where are you from?
person 2: banstead
person 1: omg don’t shank me

by rebeccaaaaaaa.ox August 29, 2019

Banter Brigade

A football team who play in division 1 of Le Fifa Professional Clubs they are very good

Jako is top scorer

Pederson Penguin has the most assists
And NiftyNordfeldt has the most clean sheets

Wow Banter Brigade are fantastic

by Random ft account December 3, 2020

Dead Bant

Repeating a joke again and again to the point where it isn't funny anymore.

Jasper: Wow Alfie carries on going on about Dean Marnie.

Oli: Not gonna lie that's dead bant now.

by Forza AS Roma May 28, 2018