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Balloon boobies

When a girls boobs are so huge that they literally look like 2 huge balloons
Bro1, dude have you seen Jamie’s tits

Bro2, yea man they look like balloon boobies
by Bigboynate April 27, 2020
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the balloon method

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.
john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere
by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011
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Balloon sword

A sword made out of modelling balloons, typically made by a magician, clown or someone who is otherwise skilled at balloon modelling.
The clown made a balloon sword amongst other balloon models at the children's party.
by punkyfish3000 August 23, 2016
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balloon animals

1) Noun- used as a replacement for the word "condom." In doing this one can secretly suggest he needs or has condoms.

2) Verb- When one says they're "making" balloon animals, it means they are having or going to have sex. This is done to secretly suggest that one is having, going to, or had sex.
1) as a girl is sitting on his lap, a guy turns to his friend and asks; "bro, im definatly gunna need some balloon animals tonight...can you lend me some?" (Girl remains oblivious)

2) Guy asks his friend (in front of his parents), "What did you do last night?" Second Guy: "Ahh nothin, the girlfriend came over and i made some balloon animals. Even one time in the shower." (parents remain oblivious)
by dudehonestlywtf@yahoo.com August 17, 2006
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balloon knot

That delicious part of a womans body that is the most ignored. While spreading her butt cheeks, you apply your nose to her anus and slowly inhale the scent of her bunghole and enjoy the aroma and begin to lick and suck the taste right out of her turdcutter. Once her gumhole is ready, you might get to cornhole her and bust a gooey nut deep in her tailpipe.
Madge was horned up, I licked her pussy and asshole clean and she was ready. I lubed up and penetrated her bunghole. Her turdcutter was tight, squeezing my cock. I busted the biggest nut I ever had deep in her balloon knot.
by The King Cornholer April 3, 2008
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Squeaky Balloon

When u blow someone’s ass up with air and pull their butt checks apart until it makes a high pitched squeaking sound
I gave Samantha a squeaky balloon and boy did her butthole squeak when I spread those cheeks apart
by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020
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pee balloon

Holding the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis at the end so no liquid can escape and then urinating so the foreskin fills up with wee like a balloon
Everyone is out on Friday night so I’m going to do a pee balloon in the shower
by Chopper MK 50 June 19, 2021
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