Bakeass

1. Someone who does absurd things while under, or as if under the influence of marijuana. Not to be confused with stoner

2. An action a Bakeass would perform

"Stop doing summersaults in the kitchen you bakeass."

Forgetting where your keys are is a stoner move, playing pokemon in your boxers while standing in the corner is a bakeass move

"James Franco is such a bakeass in Pineapple Express"

by emunkpro September 5, 2009

mat baker

the bearded wannabee pedo. often found rumaging through bins and under your mom's skirt.

aka batty, batty maker, pubic faced baby and limited lad.

he may touch your children.. be warned

'the teacher was sacked from his position for showing mat baker tendencies.'
that mat baker just offered me sweets.. shall i ring the police?

by aliceman February 27, 2011

Baker

Someone that always smokes weed. A stoner gets stoned just like a baker gets baked.

That kid always smokes weed, what a baker!

by J-MAN3245 May 11, 2010

Ted Baker

A term for an individual who has greasy hair, wears glasses, and looks like a rat.

"That nasty kid over there looks like Ted Baker"

by GiveMeYourMilk54 March 11, 2015

shawn baker

One who takes donations from the meat/dairy/egg industry to cause misconception of a proper diet while making fun of people and proving zero scientific claims to backup his or her argument.

Dude, this so called doctor told me I should go on an all meat diet

Wow, what a Shawn Baker...

by VeganScienceGuy May 28, 2018

bakra

slave master, oppressor

Etymology: "back raw" (which he bestowed with a whip.)

The bakra or bakra master in the Jamaican Patios refers to a slave master and or slave driver. It is often used in reference to performing unpleasant or involuntary tasks for a demanding person (often in jest).

"Fi mi supervisa comin' like a real bakra masa"

by yaadman October 26, 2013

bakershmiditney

the act of deficateing into a baked good and then tricking an individual into eating said baked good (typicaly one that contained Dutch fudge).

Im going to bakershmiditney you for sharting in my face last night buddy.

by mastersons andersons silvasons May 31, 2009