Definitions by aliceman

mat baker 

the bearded wannabee pedo. often found rumaging through bins and under your mom's skirt.

aka batty, batty maker, pubic faced baby and limited lad.

he may touch your children.. be warned

'the teacher was sacked from his position for showing mat baker tendencies.'
that mat baker just offered me sweets.. shall i ring the police?

mat baker by aliceman February 27, 2011