bag

bag or bagged: the act of suprising a friend by jabbing them in the genital area. Works great with jumpy people.

1. You shoul've see Johnny jump about three feet in the air when I bagged him from behind!
2. Johnny smacked me in the head when he realized I was trying to bag him!

by Chris Teceno September 23, 2005

NO BAG

When you don't get your child support to provide your child with a bag, or you simply have no bag.

Look, Jakes got no bag! Hey no bag!

by 1glassJack January 3, 2016

bag

When nearing the end of a bag of chips, gather all the remaining crumbs into a corner of the bag and dumping them into your mouth all at once finishing the bag.

Player 1: Hey man got any of those chips left?
Player 2: Naw man i just bagged it, theyre gone.

by Swampus March 2, 2008

bag

(adj) As in "bag man", one who collects money for a criminal purpose

"He was a bag man for Gotti back in the day."

by anarcissie April 4, 2008

in the bag

to throm somehting into the crotch of your unsuspecting friend, specifically a Tyson chicken doll wearing a red cape.

"its in the bag!"
followed by throwing of said doll directly into the balls of your friend

by BMG December 17, 2002

bag

Anything and everything nasty, slutish, and skanky!

Made up by;
Heather n Irma
The DBT's!

That bitch is a bag.

by heatner N irma December 28, 2005

A bag

A bag is a person (usually female) with an amazing body, fit, voluptuous if I may, but the face looks like a potato: anything bellow the neck is a no no.
Therefor when proceeding to have sexual intercourse, you put a bag over the persons face to shield your eyes from it,
Any type of bag is fine as long as its thick and breathable!

person 1: "OMG that girl has a nice body"
person 2: "waw your right let me call her so she can turn around!"
**calls her and she turns around**
both of them: "LORD HAVE MERCY SHES A BAG!!"

by daddypuffpuff October 14, 2019