Honey Badger 

A skunk like animal with fierce claws and teeth Not to mention a pelt so thick some handgun bullets don't affect it, also with such an astonishing immune system that it can eat king cobras, AND IT DOES!!!! It just doesn't give a Shit!

Honey Badger don't give a shit, it just takes what it wants just takes it.

Honey Badger by $PurpleNano$ January 7, 2015

Sleeping Badger 

to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.

"I woke up first and gave her the ole Sleeping Badger!

Sleeping Badger by sealspider1 January 17, 2009

growling at the badger 

to conduct oral sex on a female

"What were you doing there? It smells, and looks like a badly packed kebab!"

"I was growling at the badger."

growling at the badger by Tommo August 28, 2003

free badger 

Often said when someone sees a great offer. This can be on TV, in a shop or anywhere really.

TV: Buy 1 and get 1 free

Person: OMFG FREE BADGER!

free badger by JBF March 13, 2005

Brown Badger

a brown badger is when you get poo stuck in your ass hairs, due to lack of rectal grooming.

hey man, make sure u wipe ur ass properly or ur gna get a brown badger.

Brown Badger by Darklanky February 10, 2009

honey badger 

A woman who hasn't been brainwashed by the cult of feminism. She recognizes that men are not a group of evil oppressors, but are rather a group who, like women, are exploited by the real enemy, the wealthy elites. She helps spread awareness of the issues men face under both traditionalism and feminism.

The honey badgers' activism is important to the well-being of men today.

honey badger by RandomAnonymouseUD January 27, 2020

Guest Badger 

A person who apparently has a free pass to bother his significant other / partner / friend at work all day (note: they work together, giving free reign for the annoyance).

He's back, just sitting on her desk. Why would she marry him? And how does he finish any work when he's up here in her face, staring at her with disapproving looks and bothering her with “do you want a soda?” and “did you buy eggs?”, all day? He's such a guest badger!

Guest Badger by Dizz Markie May 18, 2010