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Backwards Hipster

A hipster, who instead of finding new things before they're popular, finds old things before they're popular. They use things that were never mainstream in there own time.
Dave: this album is so hipster!
Carl: dude it's like 5 years old, it's backwards hipster
by Solardancingpanda August 4, 2012
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Backwards Attack

When someone agrees to your idea or proposal despite initial hesitation, but due to an unfortunate outcome caused by circumstances out of everyone's control later regrets the decision and launches an extremely harsh retroactive verbal attack on you and/or your character. These attacks are typically launched by passive aggressive people.
You convince someone you care about to take a vacation to a specific destination. The other person prefers a different destination but reluctantly agrees. During the trip flights are delayed, luggage gets lost, and other things go wrong. That person then proceeds to launch a Backwards Attack on you for the entire situation even though they actually agreed to go on the trip. They also use the situation to make other unrelated attacks on your character.
by BostonX November 4, 2013
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backwards double patrick

When one has diarrhea and vomits at the same time.
After he became incredibly drunk and proceeded to go to Taco Bell, Thomas pulled a Backwards Double Patrick.
by FrackCass March 24, 2016
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backwards goat

We were playing twister and I slipped a backwards goat on her when she wasn't expecting it.
by Jolly rancher September 22, 2016
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Backwards Captain

When engaging in intercourse in the doggie position and just before the man climaxes, he pulls out, grabs the nearby bottle of captain Morgan, & spritzes it on his/her lower back. When the partner turns around to comment/complain, the man ejaculates directly into his/her face. Then he takes a bottle shot of the Captain and then proceeds to hit his partner in the face with said bottle.
Joshua: I gave Sheila the backwards captain last week. I haven't heard from her since.
by baconlynn August 22, 2016
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Backwards butterfly

A person that was crazy and partied a lot until they got into a relationship and have now become a lump like a catipillar.
My friend has become a backwards butterfly every since she started dating kyler.
by Mad city June 28, 2017
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backwards broccoli

It's weed. People used backwards broccoli for weed deals.
Hey yo, you has some backwards broccoli?
by Chef Mama Mia January 29, 2018
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