butthole surfing

When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.

My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.

by The Edgehead June 5, 2009

Butthole Lynching

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.

I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.

by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006

Picante Butthole

When you eat spicy food giving your butthole a spicy and hot feeling aftertaste.

I ate out her ass last night and she totally had Picante Butthole.

by Zodacus March 19, 2019

Jesus butthole

What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.

"My dog's got a Jesus butthole!"

by ahumanbeingwhoisaperson December 3, 2020

Belly Butthole

an in-betweenie belly button; the mixture of an outie (belly button) and an innie (belly hole); belly button + belly hole = belly butthole.

Person 1: “Do you have a belly button, belly hole, or a belly butthole?” Person 2: “Well, I have an in-betweenie... so, a belly butthole!”

by BellyEnthusiast69420 June 20, 2020

Plastic Butthole

The sharp serrated opening at the top of a bottle of COVID sanitizing wipes that resembles a butthole and can be dangerous to reload due to the likelihood of one’s finger becoming trapped and/or cut.

Hey, did you hear about Megan losing a finger? She apparently got it caught in one of those plastic buttholes and they had to cut it off.

by Salt44 February 11, 2021

Canadian Butthole

A maple donut with bacon.

Kyle tried to make Wednesday morning meetings more fun by stopping by the donut shop on the way to work and grabbing a dozen Canadian Buttholes for the group.

by Remo Gold August 7, 2019