sweaty bollocks

Something old men suffer from.

Hello Geoffrey, why are your trousers damp, do you have sweaty bollocks?

- Yes indeed fine sir, I've been sweating my bollocks off watching Coronation Street

by Fartman69 September 19, 2013

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

Soppy Bollocks

1. a poof, a fag, someone who fails 2 stand up 4 themselves
2.Mark "dougie" Jones
3.One with droopy moist testicles

1)oi soppy bollocks, make ur mind up.
2)Mark jones has soppy bollocks
3)Jesus dude ur scrote is dripping, u must have a severe case of soppy bollocks

by Boogie Pimp September 28, 2004

Dog's bollocks

This has been defined elsewhere, correctly, as British slang for "the best".

The interesting thing about its possible origin is that the word cynosure, meaning "something brilliant that attracts attention" derives from two Greek words, Kynos (meaning "dog's" or "of the dog") + oura (meaning "tail"). This meaning of "the dog's tail" was used at one time to refer to the constellation Ursa Minor, which is bright and attracts attention.

So: did some classically-versed wag originate the phrase?

"My new video card is the dog's bollocks"

by Mickjo September 24, 2012

the dogs bollocks

when you have the absolute best possible hand in texas holdem

that silly mfer is so dumb hed fold the dogs bollocks if you put him all in

by nick_pepper October 9, 2004

cunty bollocks

A man who's trousers are pulled up so tight around the crotch that his testicals hang either side of his trouser seam similar to a females camel toe.

His trousers are pulled up so tight you can see his cunty bollocks.

by N.P.D February 24, 2009

Cunty Bollocks

One who is delusional about one's status,

M White Is A Cunty Bollocks

by Steve Morriss March 3, 2004