Jack Bauer

Head of operations for CTU
Owns terrorists and McLennon-Forester troops

Messed w/ Marwan phone lines, forcing Marwan to blow up the factory.

by Asdquefty March 31, 2005

Baumgartner

A kid who thinks he is really good at football but really isn't also can be very annoying.

Person 1: why does he think he's so good?!
Person 2: I know what a Baumgartner.

by Swagga_kid19 October 19, 2016

Bauwce

A slang term for the word "boss" in the souf. Popularized by the Houston Rapper, Slim Thug, who constantly refers to himself as this.

"I got it made the big bauwce of da north. Ain't shit change, I still represent Swisha House, HA!"

-Slim Thug on "Still Tippin'"

by Elmer October 29, 2005

bauer hour

Another name for the hit show 24. It is called this because of the show's main character, Jack Bauer, who is a counter terrorist agent sometimes for CTU (unless he's busy going dark, faking his death, etc.).

Bauer Hour is from 9 pm to 10 pm on mondays.

by danny_boy June 1, 2006

Bauer's Rule

Bauer's Rule, also known as the Poop to Pot Ratio, is used to determine whether a person is a pothead or not. If the number of times one poops in a day is equal or less than the number of times one smokes marijuana a day, then the person is a pothead.

Person One: Man, he says he never smokes, but he looks like such a pothead.

Person Two: Do you know his poop to pot ratio?

Person One: Oh yeah, I remember reading about that in the chemistry book, that's Bauer's Rule. Good call!

by Jitboyforealdo May 30, 2010

Bauk

If you do something like a Bauke, it means you're really baukish at that moment. On that specific moment, you're as awesome as a Bauke.

I'm playing on my PS3, like a Bauke.
I'm playing volleybal, like a Bauke
I'm on facebook, like a Bauke.
I'm learning for the exams, like a Bauke.
I'm fill in awesome things, like a Bauke.

by Bauk June 16, 2011

baudelio

the name of a very sexy guy usually has a dick bigger than 7 inches n may be very easy for him to seduce woman, he is smart athletic and very hard working. He will strive to succeed his goals no matter the problems.

Dang look its that cute guy baudelio.

by hot sexy n badass September 2, 2017