Baseball card Burden

The state of an adult possessing many thousands of once valuable, now worthless baseball cards. The burden carrier is cursed with holding a sliver of false hope that the cards will one day become worth something. So, the burden carrier must keep them in "mint" condition(not in the attic or basement where space is abundant) No, the burden-afflicted takes-up large amounts of climate-controlled prime closet space with this mass of what amounts to thousands of glossy toilet paper squares. The burden also weighs heavy in domestic squabbles. If your wife asks you why those cards are taking-up half of the closet, you can say nothing. There is no defense. They are the quivalent of a Precious Moments Burden for women.

"I really would like to buy that new coat. But if I do, I will have to get rid of my vacuum cleaner to make space in the closet" "Such is life with the baseball card burden"

by Ace Binkley July 16, 2008

Baseball Trainer

During anal sex, the man pulls out and injects the woman in the backside with steroids without telling her first. When she turns around to investigate, the man shoots his sperm into her eye.

"I was did a baseball trainer last night."
"You gave a woman steroids and jizzed in her eye?"
"Yup."

by Spermtastic Lover June 11, 2009

baseball bat betty

That chick you know that, despite never having sex with another person, is a complete and open slut. She dresses in an overly exposing fashion, wears an an excessive amount of make-up in futile attempt to look "pretty", openly admits to their own sexual fantasies and sexual acts, and can probably take a baseball bat down to the knob.

Guy: YO did you meet up with that chick last night?
Solo: Yeah, we hung. Why?
Guy: Did you... you know...?
Solo: What? Oh HEAVENS no! She's totally a baseball bat betty.

by Solo Smith March 24, 2008

baseball girlfriend

A girl who goes to her boyfriends baseball games to only look at the booty in dem baseball pants.

GF: Yeah I'm only a baseball girlfriend for the booty
BF: Oh

by sibby98 February 1, 2015

baseball glove

When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.

Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!

by captaincrunk November 2, 2019

baseball boy

the hottest boys
not gay like soccer boys
ex: campbell and dansby

Dansby is so hot. He's such a baseball boy

by lil huddyyy November 5, 2021

baseball tonight

i think the only ESPN show that isnt contaminated with junk that ESPN is turning into

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or asd?

by Dong Woo March 30, 2005