A male, generally between the ages of 23 and 52, who lives with his parents, in a van or a home for the asexual. A Bakatu does not have real life friends and is generally not circumcised until the age of 32. Bakatu's are proficient at online games, solitaire, masturbation, role playing games and acting on homosexual thoughts. When not doing these activities a Bakatu spends his time posting on MLive.com message boards pretending to be something he is not, educated. Bakatu's are disliked by all, especially their family and people who know them in real life.
This Bakatu has posted the same lame joke on MLive.com 20 times today. I cannot wait until his circumcision, so there is at least one day he doesn't post.
My daughter is dating an unemployed high school drop out who beats her, but at least he is not a Bakatu.
My daughter is dating an unemployed high school drop out who beats her, but at least he is not a Bakatu.
by IslandGuy2000 September 9, 2011
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The sound a Puerto Rican man makes when he is assure that he currently is a walking talking mental case.
Badat!!! What you want?
by Puerton Rican Male April 28, 2009
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Get the Balatheist mug.A Filipino surname; it symbolizes power, influence, and upright leadership. Those with this surname carry a weight of expectation and responsibility.
The Balatbat Family is regarded as an important group in the Philippines and is known throughout the South East Asian region for their achievements in business and technology.
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seeds such as rtgame or adeef create the most powerful combos known to man and before you know it you are hooked, with each number you get the more money you have to the point where you reach E to the whatever and no matter how much you try you will lose at some point even if reaching infinity you will fall back to square one, and yet you try again.
one thing for sure is that its music is great and by music its one only theme which only adapts to the situation your in.
seeds such as rtgame or adeef create the most powerful combos known to man and before you know it you are hooked, with each number you get the more money you have to the point where you reach E to the whatever and no matter how much you try you will lose at some point even if reaching infinity you will fall back to square one, and yet you try again.
one thing for sure is that its music is great and by music its one only theme which only adapts to the situation your in.
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Person 1: I just played it and it's actually pretty good! I've been balatroified
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