Bakatu

A male, generally between the ages of 23 and 52, who lives with his parents, in a van or a home for the asexual. A Bakatu does not have real life friends and is generally not circumcised until the age of 32. Bakatu's are proficient at online games, solitaire, masturbation, role playing games and acting on homosexual thoughts. When not doing these activities a Bakatu spends his time posting on MLive.com message boards pretending to be something he is not, educated. Bakatu's are disliked by all, especially their family and people who know them in real life.

This Bakatu has posted the same lame joke on MLive.com 20 times today. I cannot wait until his circumcision, so there is at least one day he doesn't post.

My daughter is dating an unemployed high school drop out who beats her, but at least he is not a Bakatu.

by IslandGuy2000 September 9, 2011

Babatunde

Ksi but better

I am babatunde I can not afford shoooes

by Imtrashtehe October 28, 2019

Babatúndé

African God, known by all native Africans.

God of Birth, hope, and intercourse

We must pray to our lord, Babatúndé.

by African-Culture October 6, 2019

bakathunder

A baka that shoots thunder when someone calls him/her a baka.

Ex: Hey bakathunder, hit me with your lightning bby.

by Damnb Daniel February 18, 2017

Bakataku

Anime fan who dislikes and criticizes popular or any other anime because of stupid and trivial reasons,do not know how to enjoy anime and thinks that Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood,Cowboy Bebop,Code Geass,Death Note,Steins;Gate,Gintama and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann are only good anime in the world and that all other anime's are not perfect and they are trash.

You said that everything in Sword Art Online anime series is trash? Jeez,you are such a bakataku,pretending to be smart.

by WaifuMaster17 December 13, 2018

Babatunde

A Nigerian student that is known to be the fastest land creature on land. He is known for growing trees out of paper, out-running a cheetah while holding a bowl of water without dropping a single drop of the water and having the most natural setup as his setup is in the middle of a jungle and consists of a table, computer, and Sidemen Gaming Chair. He is also known for doing Gang Shit.

Babatunde beat the cheetah in a race and then drank all de wotah to celebrate

by Kerke June 10, 2020

Babatunde

The scariest beast of a man.
If you see this guy on the streets you run from his immense godlike power.
Eats kids.

HOLY FRICK DUDE ITS BABATUNDE HIDE THE KIDS WIFE IM SACRIFING YOU PLEASE TAKE HER NOT ME

by Who'sJoe420 October 10, 2019