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baffletated

Where you're so confused on an ordeal or subject that you can't figure out why it's even happening or how it happened. That it pisses you off that it's even happening.
I can't believe this mfer!, They have me so baffletated.
by Aint4theweak April 2, 2017
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bafflesphere

(n.)The place your heart and/or mind go when a friend has ghosted you. This is a temporary holding place where you can leave once healed to reintegrate mind, body, and spirit.
A piece of my heart now resides in the bafflesphere since she ghosted me and will not respond or give me an explanation.
by ceceliamc February 5, 2018
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Baffler

A device used to mask marijuana smell by stuffing fabric softener sheets into an empty toilet paper tube and exhaling the pot smoke through it. Known to many as a "sploof," the term baffler was coined by the founder of Mello Music Group while living in Northern Arizona's Sedona/Flagstaff region.
"When we used to smoke in our dorm, we'd blow the smoke out the baffler."
by TheRealDonMiguel October 2, 2018
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Baffles my cranium

To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened
Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium
by Abbjuiceee February 20, 2019
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Bafflefullness

When someone says something so stupid that they confuse your but the word baffled just won’t do
“Wow did you know purple is the same colour as orange

Me: .... Bafflefullness
by Lightbulb169 April 23, 2020
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baffleshit

The practice of "Baffling with Bullshit" until other parties in a discussion or debate are so 'brainhurt' that they are pacified in to submission.
That project manager was so full of baffleshit we just nodded and got on with the job.
by Not Bruce February 3, 2021
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bafflecry

v. a technique used to distract or delay someone that is looking for another, esp when they are intending to do harm.
He was going after my brother so I let out a bafflecry and sent him in the other direction.
by cheekydre October 10, 2021
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