by vgerdj July 1, 2012
v. cool peoplpe who have not been brainwashed by overly powerful christian conservative majorities. people who actually take two seconds to stop and think about how the bible always contradicts itself, how it is the only source of evidence for jesus, and how the existence of god and heaven is a disproved hypothesis that does not fit in with the rules and reasonings of modern science.
ATHEIST 1: Hey, how come all these people believe in God?
ATHEIST 2: Because they're too afraid (*gasp*) to take the reality that we are no better than other humans and that we are alone in this world with only our selves and each other to rely on. No fairytale grandfather in the sky, spirit of a kind but crucified Jew, or "holy spirit" is going to give us anything but baseless confidence.
ATHESIT 1: Oh.
ATHEIST 2: Because they're too afraid (*gasp*) to take the reality that we are no better than other humans and that we are alone in this world with only our selves and each other to rely on. No fairytale grandfather in the sky, spirit of a kind but crucified Jew, or "holy spirit" is going to give us anything but baseless confidence.
ATHESIT 1: Oh.
by KJOOM08 March 4, 2005
One who denies god(s) or a divine or god belief. One who chooses the path of atheism. A person who is born and whom's mind becomes unaltered through the course of his/her life. One's feedom of belief.
Creationist: "Just because you can't see something doesn't mean that it doesn't exist"
Atheist: "Just because you can't doesn't mean that it does."
Atheist: "Just because you can't doesn't mean that it does."
by Mirsharr November 25, 2005
Atheistic is the quality of being atheist. That is to believe that there is no god. Though the customary response for many logical thinkers and scientific types it falls prey to the same logic flaws of religion as it is, ultimately, a belief and has neither been proven or dis-proven.
Atheistic person: "look up there!"
Jehova's witness: *looks up at sky "there's nothing up there"
Atheistic person: "Exactly"
Jehova's witness: *looks up at sky "there's nothing up there"
Atheistic person: "Exactly"
by Jelly Mason August 8, 2014
An atheist is someone who believes in himself.
by mr. communication November 15, 2006
1. A person who dosn't belive in a higher being, God or anything that is similar.
Some Atheists except that science has already proven that God dosn't exist.
But Actually, the truth is science and religion connot prove the existence or unexistence of a God or higher being .ect.
I'm an atheist because it is so confusing to choose weather to belive or not to belive.
Both sides think they are the right one (Atheist vs christians).
They both have strong and "Definate" feelings about what they belive.
Atheism isn't a religion by the way.
Hey lets just think for a second. Ok lets go back to the times of exploration. There were lands where there wasn't any christianity, BUT there was some kind of religion. In countries like Australia and Hawaii and Other islands and north and south America. They all had natives before the european exploers, they all had there theories of creationism(like Christianity) they had higher beings or daities. They all had stories of how things came to be, like animals and sertain aspects of nature. Those religions are practicually wiped out when the europeans came and took over, but the stories still exist.
What I'm trying to state is that all cultures have their theories of how something came to be or something like that. All cultures have there theories.
Religions tell people that other religions are wrong in someway, yep even the so called all loving Christianty Religion.
It's human nature to be like this. Don't worry in the future we will all find out the TRUTH.
Some Atheists except that science has already proven that God dosn't exist.
But Actually, the truth is science and religion connot prove the existence or unexistence of a God or higher being .ect.
I'm an atheist because it is so confusing to choose weather to belive or not to belive.
Both sides think they are the right one (Atheist vs christians).
They both have strong and "Definate" feelings about what they belive.
Atheism isn't a religion by the way.
Hey lets just think for a second. Ok lets go back to the times of exploration. There were lands where there wasn't any christianity, BUT there was some kind of religion. In countries like Australia and Hawaii and Other islands and north and south America. They all had natives before the european exploers, they all had there theories of creationism(like Christianity) they had higher beings or daities. They all had stories of how things came to be, like animals and sertain aspects of nature. Those religions are practicually wiped out when the europeans came and took over, but the stories still exist.
What I'm trying to state is that all cultures have their theories of how something came to be or something like that. All cultures have there theories.
Religions tell people that other religions are wrong in someway, yep even the so called all loving Christianty Religion.
It's human nature to be like this. Don't worry in the future we will all find out the TRUTH.
I'm an atheist. Here I made up a based on truth example I made up of:
The Days of exploration:-
Native Hawaiin: Aloha
European explorer preist: What is this figure.
Native Hawaiin: Its is our God (insert name here)
European explorer preist: WHAT!!!!!!!blasphermy.*Whacks figure to the ground*
You should be obeying Jesus.
Native Hawaiin: WHAT!!!!!!!! Whos Jesus????
European Explorer: He is the Almighty you should have heard of him because he is the lord.
Native hawaiin: I havn't heard of such a thing nor has any one on the island!!!!!!!?????
European explorer: You have been persuaded by the devil!!!!!!
Native hawaiin: WHO!!!??????
The Days of exploration:-
Native Hawaiin: Aloha
European explorer preist: What is this figure.
Native Hawaiin: Its is our God (insert name here)
European explorer preist: WHAT!!!!!!!blasphermy.*Whacks figure to the ground*
You should be obeying Jesus.
Native Hawaiin: WHAT!!!!!!!! Whos Jesus????
European Explorer: He is the Almighty you should have heard of him because he is the lord.
Native hawaiin: I havn't heard of such a thing nor has any one on the island!!!!!!!?????
European explorer: You have been persuaded by the devil!!!!!!
Native hawaiin: WHO!!!??????
by dffghsgsf August 31, 2005
1. One who spends all their free time writing up definitions of "atheists" on urban dictionary that present atheists as rational and level-headed.
2. An adult who found out about Santa Claus when he was three and therefore is sour about believing anything else.
3. An emo teenager whose outlook on life would contradict itself if they also believed that there was a loving God.
4. One who categorically does not believe in God or gods, but is not any of the above and is pretty normal.
2. An adult who found out about Santa Claus when he was three and therefore is sour about believing anything else.
3. An emo teenager whose outlook on life would contradict itself if they also believed that there was a loving God.
4. One who categorically does not believe in God or gods, but is not any of the above and is pretty normal.
Atheist: Dude, atheists aren't mean just because we can't tolerate a cross the size of an ant on a state flag! BUT CHRISTIANS ARE BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY TRY TO CONVERT PEOPLE TO THEIR RELIGION!!!
Christian: ...that's not intolerant...
Christian: ...that's not intolerant...
by ladidaaaaaaaaa October 26, 2007