Asshanded

The past tense description of having your ass handed to you.

Frequently used in spofo, a sports forum on craigslist, or its' evil twisted product of incest step sister: forum 1006

Dude, you just got asshanded, AGAIN.

Well, we asshanded the "Trifecta" yet again today, you can tell when he starts posting more and more.

Why does Inshannityboi keep telling me I'm asshanded, when all I said was hello?

by trollertroller December 8, 2011

assman

A person that goes by the name of Bob Tucci.

The assman is a gay coach.

by Matt Bartosz October 23, 2003

Asswater

Water that comes out of surfshorts when leaving a pool (note: fill shorts before leaving pool with as much water as possible)

dude, you just got asswatered!

by asswater crew July 23, 2003

asswaffle

Someone who loves waffles and ass

Heat is an asswaffle

by Spongeworthy July 29, 2008

Assangism

the policy of divulging secret or top-secret documents of the countries around the world for people to know what the actual state of affairs is. It is named after Julian Assange, an Aussie who is operating the WikiLeaks whisleblowing website.

Assangism is now making a hue and cry all over the world thanks to leak of secret cables by WikiLeaks.

by uttam maharjan December 20, 2010

Asstangular

A geometric term used to describe a polygon of an ass-like resemblance. Also used for a description of anything resembling a polygon of an ass-like resemblance.

"Hey that bald guy has a rather asstangular head"

"Dude, that is his ass...you ASS!"

by Jake Andrews March 17, 2005

asswrangler

one who spends their time wrangling ass (in other words, wasting time doing nothing).

Timmy, aren't you ever going to do any productive with your life? You're nothing but an asswrangler.

by Carl J18 November 17, 2007