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assmatic

u assmatic at dis game son
dat freestyle was assmatic
by 5P 50ULJA January 1, 2009
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assrammingcockdonkey

Self explainitory you like to give donkeys anal sex with your penis

A great comeback that nobody knows YET
"Shut the fuck up you assrammingcockdonkey"
by WHITE POWER(Rangers) May 16, 2009
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assrape machine

a machine that has a rod that you aim your ass towards and it viciously penetrates you in the ass until you bleed, most people get stitches after the penetration.
how did you get those stitches on you Kumar?!oh, the assrape machine got me
by timthehomosexualwomenlover August 8, 2010
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Surfs up, ASSHAT

1.What you say to a person who has their heap up their ass (a.k.a asshat), right before you shoot them to death like a classic '80s action star.
2.When your trying to teach your asshat friend how to surf, but your being a turd about it.
3.Something that you scream when you do something really bad ass.
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K: Look man, you don't have to do this. I'll give you my car, my money, private jet. Anything that would keep you from killing me!
You:*you do not care what he has to say*
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K:Let's make a deal. You get rid of my girlfriend, instead of me.
You:*you are completely disappointed. this big, bad, invincible guy has now tried to sacrifice his girlfriend. low*
You (again):You know, man. I hate you, always have. But this, this is just sad.
You (yet again):*aiming the gun*Surfs up, ASSHAT!
*you proceed to riddle him with bullet*
As you walk away from the scene, it catches fire and explodes, you don't look back.And as the sun sets, you put on your shades, LIKE A BOSS!
by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018
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assram

An extremely attractive woman that can only be elaborated on in the motion of a pelvic thrust.
OMG!!! DID YOU SEE ASSRAM TODAY?! SHE'S.....I MEAN.....AHHHHH!!!!!(pelvic thrust at an adjacent time, whilst also throwing arms at full force behind one's backend)
by Jordan1809 May 31, 2005
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asshat

one who is useless or unnecessary, as attempting to wear a hat on one's ass is.
"We need that asshat on our team like I need a new asshole on my forehead."
by Knotty1 February 7, 2010
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ass rat

1. Eww! I found an ass rat up my butt.
2. OMG, she is being an ass rat.
by :P :P :P :P June 10, 2008
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