assleticism

adj. - the combination of watching sport and admiring the physique of those in competition. Anatomy that would be particularly observed would be that of the chest, buttocks, and crotch of particularly attractive athletes.

Most figure skating spectators come for the assleticism of tight costumes and crotch grab lifts

by Math Major February 16, 2010

assplosion

when someone or a group of people experiened a massive unstoppable butt-hurt

Pussy Riot's performance in that huge church initiated a wide-spreading assplosions among orthodox adepts all over the country.

by ks1v June 26, 2016

assley

my good fren also known as antay koa

we no call her assley foa notin its cuz she kick ass

by kele April 6, 2005

asspiece

Replacing the slack-jawed lengthiness of "piece of ass" to something more streamlined and immediate.

Commonly used while driving through a city campus.

"Tube top...asspiece."
"Nerd girl...asspiece"

by Lambzilla January 22, 2008

asspenny

The lowest common denominator of ass-product. Smallest measure of a piece of shit.

He's not even a piece of shit, he's just an asspenny!

by Jonas VanSpreckles May 15, 2007

asspee

what you get when you don't cyber (smelly, sticky, gross - yet fun)

pezz and skroo were cybering and thus did not transfer asspee

by blackwave September 23, 2003

Asspie

A pie that was set on an ass blanket

Would you eat an asspie?

by Sandy February 18, 2004