assmaggot

A whiny, sniveling, and ungrateful person. This word coined (AFAIK) by Nihil8r, and first used on the comments board at fark.com on 4/30/03.

how about you be mature and gracious they did you a favor you goddamned assmaggot (From the original posting.)

by Pending April 30, 2003

assmaduff

the hugest ass in the world

look at that assmaduff

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Assmunchies

When you go ham on a girls ass, And then realize you are getting the munchies and you need to take a break to get a snack and then after you go back to eating that ass.

"Dude I got a craving for some Assmunchies"!

by TheOnlyJearBear January 8, 2015

Assangism

The belief that openness and transparency facilitates trust and progress.

Assangism is frowned upon by the United States Government.

by Sgrmag December 15, 2016

assmungle

To work on tasks that seem important but truly are not.

I just worked 8 hours today working on this assmungle of stuff and never got anywhere.

by brentspore February 3, 2018

Assmatic

It is a symptom of really, really liking ass.

"Brooo, i think im assmatic . all i can think of is ass.

by YBN_CONFIDENTIAL June 13, 2018

Assanine

When her ass is a nine

"Dude Monica's assanine!"

by Dirtball42069 December 9, 2019