Textually assaulted

What happens to you when you get random lewd, dirty and/or offensive text messages from people you don't know or wouldn't want to get text messages from

I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me they were doing something lewd to themselves and I felt textually assaulted.

by Netter76 January 15, 2009

assaultful

When someone is coming off in a very assaulting manner, they are very aggressive and almost short tempered.

Ayo, that guy is kind of assaultful.

by assaultful September 7, 2020

Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang term used to describe the trendy scooters you always see outside coffee shops.

Looks like Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town.

by James Weyand November 20, 2007

m-4a1 m203 assualt rifle

Tactical m4 with m203 grenade launcher, usually used for training young marines to getting used to shooting the m203.

The m4 usually doesn't have the m203 but can still be attached with one

by Mystrick August 6, 2003

asaltacunas

It's a hoe who likes to eat the teenager boy's deutchlanders. A mature woman who likes to fuck young guys.

It stands for crib robber.

The mamacita es una asaltacunas.

by Zoil July 27, 2008

assatude

having the attitude of an ass.

created by Dilshan and Ali

"Hey, check out that dude's assatude!"

by DillPickle1995 September 7, 2009

Assult Leanis

If a Leanis is 11.5 inches long it is considered an Assult Leanis. The first time an Assult Leanis was used in combat. Was 1943 on December 69th. Note cutting your Assult Leanis will create an illegal Sawed off Leanis.

General: I'm sorry for your lose. Your son was killed with an Assult Leanis.
Mom: That's a fat rip in a chat yo.

by Get away dad! February 28, 2019