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argentinian surprise

When you're pounding a girl in the ass and she doesn't want you to nut in her face so you take it out and spit on her back making her believe you already ejaculated then when she turns around BAM! Nut All Over That Face!!
Bro I did the freaking argentinian surprise on my girl yesterday she's so pissed but it was so worth it!
by jerusso December 9, 2008
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Argenti Bazooka

The given name to Agent Argenti's enourmous dong. This python-like creature can fire up to 12 devastating rounds into the grill of a dirty hoebag. It has been known to cause humiliation and lazy eyes. See The Argenti Scooter and Dungeon Master
Dirty Hoebag: I sure liked that Tony Danza you just gave me Agent Argenti
Argenti: Its not over you filty skank, BAM !
Dirty Hoebag: Oh god my eye! MY EYE!
Argenti: Say hello to the Argenti Bazooka, fuck yeah !
by Agent Argenti December 13, 2004
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argentinian beef

1. Literal Some of the finest beef available in all of South America.

2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.
Man 1: *unzips pants* Look at my big dick. Must be all that Argentinian beef I've been eating.
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!
by Marcanus Aurelius November 26, 2015
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agin

yo look at that guy over there playin tennis, he is such an agin
by Duncan Anderson November 16, 2006
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Arginine Bath

an arginine bath is soaking someone in cum, preferably in the facial region. (Semen) All semen and the seeds of some trees (cum trees) contain a primary amino acid called L-Arginine. The unique smell of jizz and these particular trees come from this amino acid. If you'd like to verify this, go to GNC or any vitamin store and ask to smell some arginine you and hopefully your girl, will recognize this right away.
My girl is so dope because she lets me give her the arginine bath right on her face, like a porn star!
by SweetDickWilly July 11, 2011
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argentosoma

Kick-Ass anime with a frankenstein twist. The lead is called Ryu Soma and he flies some jet plane robot hybrid and totally kicks ass with his scarred face.
Damn that argentosoma kicks ass
by Laconic March 22, 2004
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amgina

americas vagina.noun for a place called mexico.
dude don't go down on amgina
by stuart ivey February 22, 2008
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