Arctic

Extremely cold (weather conditions).

February brought arctic conditions

by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024

Arctic Ice Mosquito

1. n. Complete and utter nonsense.
2. n. Total fabrication.
3. n. Horseshit.

Ed: Dude, did you know my scrotum is big enough to wear as a hat?

Ted: Arctic Ice Mosquitoes, man.

by ChefsSurprise July 10, 2011

arctic donkey

the resulting offspring of a seal and a penguin

*ARCTIC TOUR BOAT GUIDE* "And if you look over the left side of the vessel, you'll see a murder of penguin...aaaaand, if you look over to the left of the mass of penguins, you'll see an interesting mammal you may have never known existed. THAT my friends, is an ARCTIC DONKEY. An arctic donkey is essentially the bastard child of a male seal and a female penguin. Isn't nature neat?

by ButtDrubs April 14, 2017

Arctic Geyser

A sexual move in which liquid nitrogen is inserted into ones anus and in response, they fart out a large cloud of cold air, kind of like a geyser.

Person 1: “Yo dude what’d you do last night?”
Person 2: “Oh it was amazing! Me and my girl tried the Arctic Geyser.”

by clappage December 7, 2018

arctic suck

Having a sixty year old grandmother suck your dick in the middle of the glades at a ski resort.

Hey granny, come give me that good arctic suck on Ralph’s Run.

by Floppy to nut January 4, 2019

arctic icepick

when you skeet on a girls tongue and conver it in white cum and she has a tongue piercing, the piercing becomes the arctic ICEPICK

When hunter skeeted on that fat bitchs tongue, he gave her the best arctic icepick EVER.

by bobdole46 October 4, 2008

arctic chill out

when a man puts his underwear on backwards, bends over, pulls his scrotum throw the penis hole and sprays it with a cold can of air freshener

My gurl ca.e over over last night amd gave me an arctic chill out

by the t3 February 28, 2025