a big sexy daddy who i want to marry hes so good at fortnite and is good at everything. I watch him while he takes dumps.
Guy #1- Did you see Albert's huge bloody diarrhea last night?
Guy #2- No dude all I saw was Albert's big juicy abs and his beautiful booty cheeks
Guy #2- No dude all I saw was Albert's big juicy abs and his beautiful booty cheeks
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person 1: did u see albert aretz big bloody radioactive diarrhea last night?
person 2: all i saw was his juicy good looking abs, god i would get on his lushes lips and have him fuck the hell out of me until i go sore or throb
person 2: all i saw was his juicy good looking abs, god i would get on his lushes lips and have him fuck the hell out of me until i go sore or throb
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Becky: Well I was giving him a blowjob when he pulled out and came in my ear!
Ally: Oh the planet alderaan!
Becky:What!
Ally:Yea you hear the voices of millions scream out and then its suddenly silent
Becky: OOOOOOOO
Becky: Well I was giving him a blowjob when he pulled out and came in my ear!
Ally: Oh the planet alderaan!
Becky:What!
Ally:Yea you hear the voices of millions scream out and then its suddenly silent
Becky: OOOOOOOO
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