1. a purple backpack in which contains an exotic print to qualify as of having an 'indie'-like style
2. a Jansport backpack owned by Alexa, who will claw your face off while ignoring your screams if you do not like this backpack, afterward feeding the remains to nearby pigeons as she laughs psychotically in the background
2. a Jansport backpack owned by Alexa, who will claw your face off while ignoring your screams if you do not like this backpack, afterward feeding the remains to nearby pigeons as she laughs psychotically in the background
"Hey, Alexa! I see you bought a new backpack."
"Hey, Alex, and yeah, I did! What do you think?"
"Oh, well, it's okay. It's pretty cool."
"Pretty cool?"
"Well yeah, I mea--"
"HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE MY BACKPACK!?"
"I--"
"I'LL MAKE YOUR DEATH LOOK LIKE A TRAGIC SUICIDAL INCIDENT!!!"
~*~
"Hey, man. Did you hear about what happened to Alex after she said that she didn't love Alexa's Backpack?"
"I don't repeat such things, Samantha. Never again."
"But--"
"Never again."
"Hey, Alex, and yeah, I did! What do you think?"
"Oh, well, it's okay. It's pretty cool."
"Pretty cool?"
"Well yeah, I mea--"
"HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE MY BACKPACK!?"
"I--"
"I'LL MAKE YOUR DEATH LOOK LIKE A TRAGIC SUICIDAL INCIDENT!!!"
~*~
"Hey, man. Did you hear about what happened to Alex after she said that she didn't love Alexa's Backpack?"
"I don't repeat such things, Samantha. Never again."
"But--"
"Never again."
by Frothers August 8, 2012
Get the Alexa's Backpackmug. As with most recent porno strumpets, Alexa's not shy about delving into heated back door boffing, and many of her best scenes feature some quite randy rump roasting. Measurements: 34D-24-36
by alexa fan November 21, 2006
Get the Alexa Raemug. Alexa Broon is a nerdy boy. He is very intelligent but incredibly socially awkward and has zero common sense. He also likes to blow Donald Trump.
Girl: Do you know who Alexa Broon is?
Boy: No...
Girl: He didn't eat lunch because he was playing Magic
Boy: No...
Girl: He didn't eat lunch because he was playing Magic
by hweqouiyst8xyiYIO;LK November 11, 2019
Get the Alexa Broonmug. she looks like a hammerhead that smells like she hasn’t showered 4 daysss. she acts lesbian and sucks toes
by bchanwjzjnxd April 18, 2019
Get the Alexa Chinkmug. "Wow, Alexa Bliss is so short."
"No I'm not, you whore!"
"Oh, she's just a smol angry sinnamon roll."
"No I'm not, you whore!"
"Oh, she's just a smol angry sinnamon roll."
by BlissfitEuphoria February 26, 2017
Get the Alexa Blissmug. A TV Presenter & one of the best-dressers in England. Known to have an eclectic style, being on Vogue's best dressed list, former host of Popworld and most famously being Alex Turner's (of the Arctic Monkeys) girlfriend. Also known to be hated because she is Alex Turner's girlfriend.
by steel.butterfly February 22, 2009
Get the Alexa Chungmug. by Jaxaxon June 7, 2022
Get the alexa demiemug.