Alexa's Backpack

1. a purple backpack in which contains an exotic print to qualify as of having an 'indie'-like style

2. a Jansport backpack owned by Alexa, who will claw your face off while ignoring your screams if you do not like this backpack, afterward feeding the remains to nearby pigeons as she laughs psychotically in the background

"Hey, Alexa! I see you bought a new backpack."
"Hey, Alex, and yeah, I did! What do you think?"
"Oh, well, it's okay. It's pretty cool."
"Pretty cool?"
"Well yeah, I mea--"
"HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE MY BACKPACK!?"
"I--"
"I'LL MAKE YOUR DEATH LOOK LIKE A TRAGIC SUICIDAL INCIDENT!!!"

~*~

"Hey, man. Did you hear about what happened to Alex after she said that she didn't love Alexa's Backpack?"
"I don't repeat such things, Samantha. Never again."
"But--"
"Never again."

by Frothers August 09, 2012

Lake Brantley High School

1. a public high school in central Florida full of obnoxious, unwanted children whom are known as the undesirables of central Florida.

2. the public high school in which unwanted popular children are casted off to mingle with their little herd that only the undesirables occupy

3. Crackhouse High

Lake Brantley High School is the school where the prostitutes and wannabe gangsters attend; also commonly referred to as the Brantley Brats

~*~

"Hey Tina, did you hear about Emily going to Lake Brantley High School?"

"Thank God! She was such an idiot, she'll fit well there."

"Crackhouse High suits her quite well."

by Frothers August 09, 2012