He's a cute smart man. Armin is my life and my husband. We do seggs every 10pm and sleep after few rounds!! <3 Eren said we dont make a perfect match, but who cares?? Mikasa is mine <3 wanna share? As words say "sharing is caring" no you can't share because I dont give a fuck about you 🤨 anyways my biggest flex is I simp and become armin's first wife since s1. Fear me.
by n 3^07 ! March 13, 2021
An overweight chick with warts and a stanky vagina is llurking in the distance and you call it out to warn all people around
by Bungle Queefer January 03, 2010
A mandatory alert that must be given before something cheesy is said. Usually during instant messaging.
by Da Ballin Baller March 05, 2009
When a co-worker will notify you by email or vocally alert you that another co-worker had crop dusted (farted while walking by) in the vicinity of your cubicle.
by Evil Eggs November 12, 2010
by Xander Pikaar February 02, 2004
by Red Alert January 05, 2004
I was sitting in my cubicle and smelled something rotten in the air. I wish someone would have given an "Egg Alert" before I sat down to eat my lunch.
by Evil Eggs November 14, 2010