A mandatory alert that must be given before something cheesy is said. Usually during instant messaging.
by Da Ballin Baller March 4, 2009

An overweight chick with warts and a stanky vagina is llurking in the distance and you call it out to warn all people around
by Bungle Queefer January 3, 2010

When a co-worker will notify you by email or vocally alert you that another co-worker had crop dusted (farted while walking by) in the vicinity of your cubicle.
by Evil Eggs November 14, 2010

by Xander Pikaar February 2, 2004

by Red Alert January 4, 2004

I was sitting in my cubicle and smelled something rotten in the air. I wish someone would have given an "Egg Alert" before I sat down to eat my lunch.
by Evil Eggs November 16, 2010

by brad_d November 8, 2006
