albany ham scam

A con or scheme devised to lighten someone of their pig.

Pat: "How did you get that pig, Joe?"

Joe: "I tricked Old Man Farmer."

Pat: "What scam did you use this time?"

Joe: "The Albany Ham Scam."

Pat: "That's a classic."

*both laugh*

by face.monster March 15, 2009

albino tadpoles

An albino tadpole is of course a white tadpole, this tadpoles usually come from a males testicle accompanied by semen. In other words an albino tadpole is jizz, cum, manonaise etc

'hey Debbie, let me fire my albino tadpoles in your dirt pond'
'Ok Ronald but don't forget the lube'

by -Legion- October 29, 2005

ALBNR

Almost laughing but not really. Describing a level of 'funny' that isn't enough for you to laugh out loud, but also doesn't make you not laugh at all.

me: *lame joke*

you : hahaa albnr :P

by ThatGirlWhoDefines March 25, 2012

albino fuck

When two albinos have sex

Albino fuck. Google

by Aesop bop flop December 8, 2013

Albino fever

When someone of a different race other than an albino (white) person likes dating white people

I like dating white girls. I think I caught the albino fever.

by MakiBone December 3, 2016

Albin

Albin is a name from Northern Europe. Albin is a fat gay who is aggressive when trying to get butt fucked.

This is Albin,he is fat

by Eugene_likes_kids69 May 8, 2017

Albinoness

A girl named leann

Jayce’s girlfriend blinded everyone with her albinoness

by Girl from the creek April 11, 2019