Alaskan Ice Beard

When another man proceeds to ejaculate onto another man's beard in a cold climate

Went camping with the homies....woke up with an Alaskan Ice Beard

by KingFoopaTroopa August 18, 2020

alacka

A communist island near the Middle East which no one knows about because nobody makes it out alive. The alacka organization is know for creating the Alackian Race and Alackian alphabet. They also sell the organs and limbs. ALACKA is also the name of their Organization. They stay out of all ears because they can win every single war.

You here about the guy who shipwrecked into ALACKA?? Yeah me neither

by HumanLimbs November 10, 2020

alakaspoon

An angsty teen who enjoys sucking penis and watching gay hentai, especially that of 'My Hero Academia' in their free time.

Person 1: man who is this gay ass nigga?
Person 2: He is alakaspoon

by penislicker1212 January 9, 2021

Alaska Christmas Tree

An Alaska Christmas Tree, also known as fly tape, is a sticky reel that bloodthirsty insects (that can grow as big as a quarter dollar, mainly in the state previously mentioned,) will zoom into and eventually die.

So i've heard in the local tavern that Jonathan put his Alaska Christmas Tree up early. He's already got at least 30 "ornaments" on it.

by Finbarre June 12, 2021

Alaskan Sloth

When you peel a cucumber and use it as a dildo.

Dylan got on the bed and gave her the Alaskan Sloth.

by thjaew;fljasdf;lasdjh September 15, 2021

Alaska Thunderfuck

Drag queen, recording artist, author, queen of snakes, Golden Girls enthusiast and anything that she sets her mind to? Who is that woman? Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the Planet Glamatr0n! Such a genuinely kind hearted person and talented artists that deserves only love and the best things in the world, we cherish her forever.

And if you disagree, you can go eat shit, except if you’re into that… Then I hope you don’t eat shit ever again

-Wow!! Alaska Thunderfuck is so gorgeous, sexy, sensual and breath taking!
- I know right??

by putamocreia_vagabunda November 24, 2021

Wild Alaskan Dingbat

A shrew-like creature found mostly in the retail areas of the Anchorage, AK suburbs. It has a shrill, piercing, nasal call and is known to have large litters. The Alaskan Wild Dingbat is a fiercely territorial rodent and is known to react to stimulus with a wild barrage, often leaving it confused. Mates for life. Classified as Homo regressus.

Did you see that Wild Alaskan Dingbat on Fox News today? Wow her pelt is shiny! She thinks she's people!

by AdamAWright March 28, 2010