The new software release that I was installing on my company's computers was not working. It was lookin' like we weren't going to get our products out and I was watching my career flash before my eyes. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!
by Ben Bean November 20, 2007

by Jalen dibbles November 6, 2020

by anonymous coward November 6, 2004

Originates from the far reaches of East Europe, around the vicinity of Chernobyl. Refers to a Russian male with 4 penises and a farmer's tan.
by Wifey August 29, 2004

Alan a bot is a phrase told to people with the name Alan. Is used generally while they are playing fortnite
by Lollopolol July 29, 2019

The biggest idiot in Australia, truly a racist moron who is not wanted in Australia. Apparently the americans like these type of right winged nut cases.
Person 1. Did you hear about Alan Jones insulting the Prime Minister in a rude manner again, saying her late father would be ashamed.
Person 2. That guy should seriously consider moving to the United States
Person 2. That guy should seriously consider moving to the United States
by President Awesome October 7, 2012

by Jewish Trickery March 14, 2018
