Internet ADD

Surfing an inordinate amount of websites in very little time.

Jen: I saw you on facebook chat and I attempted to chat with you, but when I hit send, it said you were offline.

Chris: Yeah, I was only there for a few seconds, I got internet ADD.

by truntle August 6, 2009

Click to add text

When you see this in a document or presentation, it probably means the creator of this is illiterate, or that the creator of this was too stupid to give a fuck about the text box because he was busy doing something else.

The cancerous kid's presentation had a lot of boxes that said "click to add text."

by Lenz m8 April 23, 2017

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by Your Damn Mother October 28, 2019

value add

Term used in service and retail industries, meaning to connect a service or additional product to a product at no immediate cost to the buyer.

This cost is often included (read: hidden) in the base price, but is called out to make the customer feel as though they are getting more than they paid for.

The Local IT shop sells Dell computers at a markup, with the added value of onsite 24/7 service, phone support, and installation.

When you buy a "Set it and forget it," each of the "bonus gifts" you get, the apple slicer, the pairing knife, the butter churner, is a value add.

by Eric Skiff June 7, 2004

RPG ADD

The inability to complete one quest in a role playing game without accepting multiple quests along the way. The player often finds themselves two hours later delivering that letter to the next town over.

"Your RPG ADD is so severe If we lived in Skyrim I'd never send you out for a gallon of milk because it'd take you two weeks to return."

Skyward sword: "It took 3 hours to obtain the clawshot because my RPG ADD would not let me leave fun fun island until I got the special prize"

Kingdoms of Amalur Reckoning: "The injured Fae died of dysentery because my RPG ADD took me 5 hours to return the cure, but, I'm now the first mortal to have a seat in the house of ballads."

Fable I-III: "Theresa died of old age because my RPG ADD had me hunting gargoyles/gnomes"

Fallout III: "Thanks to my RPG ADD, peace and vegetation returns to the land before I bestow my revenge on the person who shot me and left me for dead."

Dead Island: "4 generations of survivors were raised before i got off this damn rock, as my RPG ADD fueled my need to build chainsaw baseball bats."

by NoCarrier April 22, 2012

Please Don't Add Your Own Soundtrack

Something you say to a noisy person in a movie. An alternative to telling them to shut the fuck up

Will you be quiet, please don't add your own soundtrack

by Treysteroid Of Youtube December 30, 2010

awkward add

when a facebook friend request is confirmed just so things don't become awkward between two people.

Guy1: Well it took two weeks but that cute chick at work finally added me on facebook. She totally wants me.
Guy2: Dude, your full of shit. I bet it was an awkward add.

Girl1: UGH! My creepy boss from work added me on facebook. If i deny it things will get awkward. I can't believe I have to add this guy.

by frapelz June 25, 2010