1. A term used to describe one's actions if they are considered to be mean or hurtful.
2. A term asked when someone insults you and you have no other comeback. A clean, yet weak comeback that doesn't insult one's mother or race.
2. A term asked when someone insults you and you have no other comeback. A clean, yet weak comeback that doesn't insult one's mother or race.
1. Wow did you see what he did to her? That's Asshole Theater right there!
2. Random Person - You're stupid
You - When Asshole Theater is over you can come talk to me.
2. Random Person - You're stupid
You - When Asshole Theater is over you can come talk to me.
by RandomDictionaryEntriezXD February 25, 2010
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His recent projectile asshole tornado was mistaken for an actual weather event by the National Weather Service when it virtually devastated an entire small midwestern town.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
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Abshole
• asshole
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• asshole tax
• AShole
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• asshole face
• assholeish
• asshole buddies
• Asshole next door
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2020
Get the poisonous asshole mug.Bank Drive-thru Asshole uses the drive-thru lane at the bank to conduct 20 minutes of banking that should be taken care of by walking inside. The grossly overweight Bank Drive-thru Asshole obviously can’t waddle their fat asses inside the lobby, so their only hope is that their rusted, oil-burning piece of crap car will idle long enough at the drive-thru. Bank Drive-thru Asshole often causes an unsuspecting and unfortunate victim to lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.
Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.
Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.
Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.
Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.
I got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole this morning. They must have been trying to cash a forged state check which was signed by three different people. To top it off, Bank Drive-thru Asshole probably had no valid ID. Damn...they made me lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.
by mad genius December 8, 2010
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although not a permanant charater trait as with being an asshole
although not a permanant charater trait as with being an asshole
you're being assholeish
by allmyidea May 27, 2005
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P1 "Hey, where is Carlos? Why isn't he at the bar?"
P2 "Oh, he is wacking off in the dorm room to 1-800-ASSHOLE
"I know that I will never get it, so I just go to 1-800-ASSHOLE
P2 "Oh, he is wacking off in the dorm room to 1-800-ASSHOLE
"I know that I will never get it, so I just go to 1-800-ASSHOLE
by AssholeBoy February 1, 2009
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