Avocado

A fruit which is strongly disliked by Louis Tomlinson.

Liam: What's wrong with avocadoes?
Louis: Trendiest food of all time. They do piss me off, avocadoes.

by emmsquared_28 April 13, 2022

Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

Avocado Wings

Feeling fly af, whether it’s a mood or in a situation.

‘I just got laid, I got my avocado wings 🥑💸’

by KlevisJones33 August 2, 2022

Avocado

To covertly refer to the AVO.
Apprehended Violence Orders (AVO)

This is how we using Avocado, here in Australia:

A: Mate, I just got arrested.
B: Fuck, what for?
A: Amanda avocado.
B: Oh shit... you'll ending up in jail. I'm telling ya! Never even try to call her. Just simply stay away from her.

by DanielOB January 16, 2023

Avocado sandwich advocate

Someone who is sells marijuana or is a big fan of it and it's legalisation.

From a song by Dr.Reknaw

Matt's such an avocado sandwich advocate, he even grows it.

by The deathless dead September 25, 2022

Avocado Taost

When you misspell avocado toast.

Ben Dover : What do you want to order?
Mike Oxsmall : Avocado Taost
Ben Dover : You Illiterate Dipshit.

by Egghplants November 15, 2022

Avocado birth

When you are at the latest stage of a massive constipation. You know it's there. You know it wants to get out. But the form and shape of it, has left the stage where you can call it 'feces' a long, long time ago.

It has turned into the form and shape of a huge, unripe avocado. It's coming. You just have to get it out, and you have no enema to help you. The avocado birth is there. It's coming and it's unavoidable. You have no other option than to just do it. Pain. Pain.

At a surprise party where lot's of really nice people have arrived and just waiting for you. They ask eagerly: "Where's Zed, where's Zed?"
Friend answers: "He's coming. He's just doing an avocado birth"

by nice bever February 3, 2024