avocado steamboat

When you go vegan for a month and have someone toss your salad while you fertilize their throat.

Going vegan isn't worth it unless you've got someone to give you an avocado steamboat

by GreenGuy69 August 10, 2017

avocado

life

avocadoes are life

by oudshwnbodihbvna September 11, 2018

Avocado

I don't like them

Me:"I don't like avocado's.."

by Finnioli October 5, 2018

stuffed avocado

The act of stuffing a woman's underwear into her vagina after vigorous sex.

"Dude, last night after I brought Jenna home I gave her a stuffed avocado."

"Awesome man, way to go!'

by BearOfMountainView October 31, 2013

Avocado

Aztec word : Ahuacatl (Fun fact : "catl" (testicle) and "kontol" (penis) in Javanese have the similar meaning, maybe it's just a coincidence), meaning "Green Testicle (fruit)", due to similarities to a human testicle.
The fruit is said to be a super food, and commonly be added in salad dishes.

Whoa my goodness, my avocado tree yields so many fruits this year!

by Shiine-1 April 12, 2022

Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

avocado

butter of the rich

i bought an avocado and now i'm homeless

by nmdkso March 14, 2018