by Kpop4ever4ever October 29, 2017
A bullshit fake diary written by an anti-drug Mormon woman with a series of 'diaries', that are listed as non-fiction to scare little kids into not doing drugs, joining a gang or the occult, getting pregnant, getting anorexia, or getting AIDS.
What never ceases to amaze me is that some people still think that these diaries are by real teenagers, even though they are share the same writing style and are all completely fake. Our English teacher gave this book to us when we were 12 and told us it was a real diary. We were all cracking up before the end of it.
What never ceases to amaze me is that some people still think that these diaries are by real teenagers, even though they are share the same writing style and are all completely fake. Our English teacher gave this book to us when we were 12 and told us it was a real diary. We were all cracking up before the end of it.
Excerpt from Go Ask Alice:
"Oh those were fun, fun times! I'm going to start on a diet this very day. I will be a positively different person by the time we get to our new home. Not one more bite of chocolate or nary a french fried potato will pass my lips till I've lost ten globby pounds of lumpy lard."
Yes, that sounds like a 15-year-old girl's diary...
"Oh those were fun, fun times! I'm going to start on a diet this very day. I will be a positively different person by the time we get to our new home. Not one more bite of chocolate or nary a french fried potato will pass my lips till I've lost ten globby pounds of lumpy lard."
Yes, that sounds like a 15-year-old girl's diary...
by Angelacia June 18, 2007
Me: Fuck off this is the best definition on this website.
Everyone else: ignores my definition because this was pointless
definition no one asked for will become definition no one asked for
Everyone else: ignores my definition because this was pointless
definition no one asked for will become definition no one asked for
by Um the hell November 13, 2017
a phrase used to show indifference or annoyance to a particular question often accompanied with the rolling of the eyes and specially used as a sarcastic remark to a question.
by Adabeke June 16, 2020
A really stupid phrase 10 year old kids use to basically say “i dont care”. Its rlly over rated as well.
by Simpy_Clayrinse July 14, 2021
by I love femboys August 06, 2022
Zac: “Guys my Mum just beat me with a metal bat, please call childline”
Jack: “Did I ask”
Zac: *Dies instantly*
Jack: “Did I ask”
Zac: *Dies instantly*
by Blotty October 30, 2020