1)the worst thing that can possibly happen in any situation involving any asian,azn. when this rare situation occurs during a school fight, it is guaranteed that the asian will beat the opponent in a bloody pulp!
2)when an asian releases it's ancient fighting hormones and gets jackie chan on you. Though it's rare that this happens, it's a bad idea to anger any asian.
3)rage and carnage at it's highest point. very,very dangerous!
*TRUST ME, i experienced this at poly high at CA. This asian dude owned a black dude. blood was everywhere!
2)when an asian releases it's ancient fighting hormones and gets jackie chan on you. Though it's rare that this happens, it's a bad idea to anger any asian.
3)rage and carnage at it's highest point. very,very dangerous!
*TRUST ME, i experienced this at poly high at CA. This asian dude owned a black dude. blood was everywhere!
black kid 1: lets jump that chink!
black kid 2: are you sure? he might activate his asian rage....
black kid 1: Nah, thats just some made up bullshit. come on, you pussy
black kid 2: a'ight whutever...
(they both went up to the asian guy and starts talking shit)
*asian guy gets pissed off and owns both of them
-later that night in the hospital-
black kid 2: didnt i tell about the asian rage!
black kid 1: fuck!
black kid 2: are you sure? he might activate his asian rage....
black kid 1: Nah, thats just some made up bullshit. come on, you pussy
black kid 2: a'ight whutever...
(they both went up to the asian guy and starts talking shit)
*asian guy gets pissed off and owns both of them
-later that night in the hospital-
black kid 2: didnt i tell about the asian rage!
black kid 1: fuck!
by poly high student January 9, 2006
Get the asian rage mug.Asian parents.... they seem like any other type of parents... don't they? Well, I guess you're wrong. These are the people that start getting a whole load of us Asian kids upset. Here are some things that happened to me:
1. Not letting their kids play real sport, like rugby union, claming that it will affect their studies and it's too dangerous. Eventually, they'll let you play... but you gotta wait forever.
2. If you don't get good grades, you're screwed. They'll hit you and kill you until you promise to study harder for the next exam.
3. They don't care about your physical health and social life, they just care about your studies.
4. They want you to be a doctor/dentist. No way...
5. They want the best school for you... no matter if it's 2 hours away.
6. You got all A's and just one F in your report card. They'll kill you and belt you for that F.
7. Your parents see a girl hug you at the age of 16. They belt you because the girl hugged you.
8. You play games for over one hour. Asian parents will kill you for it.
9. Got into a sporting gala day? Asian parents wont let you go because they're worried about you missing out on a day of school. Gosh damn, it's only ONE DAY!
10. Every evening it's rice, rice, rice and more rice.
11. "Don't watch MTV, study! You're wasting your time on watching uselsss music videos!" says Asian parents.
These are just 11 of thousands of wrong things that Asian parents do to you. From this, it is sensible to infer that a majority of Asian parents are just dickwads.
1. Not letting their kids play real sport, like rugby union, claming that it will affect their studies and it's too dangerous. Eventually, they'll let you play... but you gotta wait forever.
2. If you don't get good grades, you're screwed. They'll hit you and kill you until you promise to study harder for the next exam.
3. They don't care about your physical health and social life, they just care about your studies.
4. They want you to be a doctor/dentist. No way...
5. They want the best school for you... no matter if it's 2 hours away.
6. You got all A's and just one F in your report card. They'll kill you and belt you for that F.
7. Your parents see a girl hug you at the age of 16. They belt you because the girl hugged you.
8. You play games for over one hour. Asian parents will kill you for it.
9. Got into a sporting gala day? Asian parents wont let you go because they're worried about you missing out on a day of school. Gosh damn, it's only ONE DAY!
10. Every evening it's rice, rice, rice and more rice.
11. "Don't watch MTV, study! You're wasting your time on watching uselsss music videos!" says Asian parents.
These are just 11 of thousands of wrong things that Asian parents do to you. From this, it is sensible to infer that a majority of Asian parents are just dickwads.
I got 97% in my test, my Asian parents are going to kill me. - Typical Asian kid
I got a Satisfactory in my report... I'm dead. - Typical Asian kid dictated by Asian parents
Fuck! I'm into summer school, when did I even register? - Asian kid
I got a Satisfactory in my report... I'm dead. - Typical Asian kid dictated by Asian parents
Fuck! I'm into summer school, when did I even register? - Asian kid
by Screw Asian Parents June 19, 2008
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Get the asian mug.A spontaneous and irresistible feeling generated in a non-Asian person to eat Asian food, watch Asian movies, visit places of Asian heritage.
Evan: Hey Joe, what's up with you today?
Joe: Nothin Bro, just feeling a bit Asiany today.
Evan: I know the feeling, dude. Just eat some noodles and jack off to some Asian porn. You'll be fine.
Joe: Nothin Bro, just feeling a bit Asiany today.
Evan: I know the feeling, dude. Just eat some noodles and jack off to some Asian porn. You'll be fine.
by DroneGuy June 27, 2018
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Get the level asian mug.1. Japanese, chinese, or korean are not the only asians in the world you know.
There’s the Filipinos, Taiwanese, Thai, Vietnamese, Indonesians, Malaysians, Indians, Russians, and many more
2. There are 45 countries in Asia.
3. Not all asians are white, not all are smart, and not all speaks “ching chong”
There’s the Filipinos, Taiwanese, Thai, Vietnamese, Indonesians, Malaysians, Indians, Russians, and many more
2. There are 45 countries in Asia.
3. Not all asians are white, not all are smart, and not all speaks “ching chong”
Asian transferee: I’m asian
Random student: so you’re chinese
Asian transferee: no I’m not
Another student: probably smart
Asian transferee: (rethinks life as memories of failing grades appear)
Random student: so you’re chinese
Asian transferee: no I’m not
Another student: probably smart
Asian transferee: (rethinks life as memories of failing grades appear)
by Taekook 태국 (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾ January 28, 2019
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