Armitage Skanks

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.

Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022

arm pit

that smelly place... common place for females to shave and males not to in most western cultures. German women do not shave this area. Also known as "the pit", and fur patch in lower state Utah with all the hippies and Native Americans.

Your mom's pit is as nasty as her other fur patch.

by ZacBowling.com November 8, 2003

armtits

Where a woman is so fat her tits bulge out of her armpit area causing arm tits

Hey dude where does that fat bitches armpits end and tits start, those are some mean armtits

by Co6 November 3, 2013

armpiece

A person used as an impressive escort. Looks good, doesn't drool, but may have no other redeeming virtues.

I bought Suzie a nice dress and took her to the ball. She's dumb as a rock but a perfect armpiece.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

Arpit

A verry nice and understanding person and an EUPHORIC man who likes to be around positive people and only cares about the people who he fits with. Arpit is the type of person who will always be there for his friends and won’t ever snake them out. Arpit is also a verry surprisingly strong person mentally and u can always count on him when you need him and he’s the most understanding person ever but don’t piss him off because he’s stubborn and will fuck you up still Arpit is also a verry lenggg guy but he only has his eyes on one girl and the girl's name starts with A too.

I like him soo much he is just like Arpit

by Worldnames November 24, 2021

Armitage shank

The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.

Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.

Did you see that bloke? He was doin' the old Armitage Shank a bit too vigorously.

by crudux_cruo September 2, 2009

Armita

A very beautiful girl with a boyfriend named Siavash.
Armita is an amazing girl and her boyfriend loves her very much. She is also very sexy

That girl is so beautiful, she's such an Armita

by siaavaash September 14, 2010