allotimony

A "grim grins" way of describing da exorbitant amount dat an ex-spouse is often compelled to pay da person whom he divorced.

If "Wild Willie" Clinton had to pay child-support to all of da women whom he got knocked up over da decades, he'd sure hafta shell out big-time for "allotimony"!

by QuacksO December 5, 2020

allott squared

two brothers who will most probably f*ck you up in the gym… but you’ll thank them for it afterwards 💪🏻

You’re walking like John Wayne, you’ve been allott squared mate!

by fistbumpclub November 22, 2021

Allotment

Mostly made up of old people that smell like cabbage and think they are more important than politicians.

I'm just going down the Allotment so I can piss the locals off and moan about the younger generation.

by Monty 2 August 11, 2022

Allotapus

Means a lot, but like 8 times infinity, like an octopus.

I love you allotapus.

by loosie lassie January 3, 2024

Allotentive

Allotentive is a word for people who do not have ADHD (Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder). Allotentive combines allos (meaning “other” in Latin) with attentio (Latin for attention). In a sense, it loosely translates to “other than attention.”

"Allotentive individuals often find it easier to maintain focus during long meetings or lectures."

by Allotentive January 17, 2025

Spiritual Allotment

A prosaic name for the toilet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.

Woman: You were in the toilet a long time. Are you constipated again?
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.

by Green Tito May 6, 2013

alcotalking

When one has been drinking a lot and starts to talk about things they would not be serious about in sober reality.

She's so drunk she's alcotalking about having kids!

by DSMexiCo March 9, 2009