Chocolate Martha Stewart

The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."
"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"

"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"
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Martha einshold

When you say holy Martha or Martha einshold, means what the crap or holy crap.
Yo bro how are you? I’m good holy Martha what is that?

Martha einshold that’s a big cow!
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marthaful

When you are full of marthas
Bro, I feel like I’m marthaful”
by Kokosik May 28, 2018
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Martha's orphices

Martha's many holes
Do not reverse snoopdog Martha's orphices
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Going Martha

Going Martha means when you're so drunk that you have that blank look in your eyes and you go completely nuts beyond control I.e. throwing things, saying mean things, punching the walls, going ballistic.
Last night my husband was so drunk and was saying some vile things to me, he was going Martha.
by Xtina68 June 17, 2016
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Martha

The human embodiment of the Trojan Horse, she will lure you in with her adorableness and cuteness but destroy you from the inside overtime
1) I hope Martha never comes back to school
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